If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my descent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper.
Have this cupcake.
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
i just spit my food onto my keyboard
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
